Yeah 18/26 is young over 26 you is old in Thailand. So das ok if you look like yor in dat age group! Anyway I'm in no rush so I miss the train. Cos the Baht had been devalued I wuz nay bothered. Well it so happens dat that train came of the rails an 18 Farang [tourists] died, 36 injured. Wow! Lucky I wuz lazy woulda been on dat train plus dey put all the Farang together.
Cut to next morning on the Ko-San Road I'd jus finnished breakfast an I see dis Tut Tut roar [if one can say dat with 3 wheels] up to the door stops quick an his back wheels hit air. The driver starts listing all tings interesting [possible] to a farang Silk-Temples-money exchange-ect ect...No reaction from me. Den he says woman I look up hmm wossat?
Next minute I'm on the Tut Tut ride thru hell the air wuz foul. The highway is not used by em [tut tuts] cos dey are toll roads & I musta gone thru every market in Bangkok [wuz wondering is dis journey ever gonna end] When he turns off the road & stops outside dis building where it looked like the entrance to a club. He chats with someone an I go in; nice air con, big open room with a bar at the far end seating along the back wall, tables in the middle as well; den on the right there wuz a stage where all the woman were along with a sofa in front so you could pick yor gal. The boss is hidden an you only see him when he 'wants you to' so to speak...Uncanny the way he's in the dark. So we sit down an he tells me the price 600 Baht for half an hour. I say to him "it is half an hour" he nods, so I say Ok give him 600 Baht an he nods in the direction of de girls. Audience [Boss] I go over an start looking at the birds/ladies. Just a little intimidated cos my first visit to a brothel; an the girls did not look to eager kinda ting [can't blame em] But one woman seeing my unease gave me a smile, so I choose her an we walk round the side of the stage thru a door up these stairs to the first floor. We enter a shower an the woman washes me [checking me out aparently] Dis obviously makes one horny; den takes me into a room made up from boards jus like earlier in dat acomadation Hall; no windows but a fan, anyway I get ma extra safe Durex out an we start. Since the shower had got me horny I came early But stayed quiet [yucky] an after a little while I said "stop I want to put a new Durex on" so I withdraw an she looks down den says "oh you cum you cum" I say "yeah but we still got 20/25 minutes left" she say "no you cum you cum finnish over" my protestations fell on deaf ears, so next minute we're back in the shower [very clean dese whore houses] I'm really pissed off; so when we get downstairs I ask to talk to the boss. An tell him I'm unhappy cos taut I had 30 mins! He jus looked at me & I knew 'one had to pay again'....Hmmm so I say "if I pay another 1000 Baht [£11/12] can I have a girl for ONE HOUR constant sex"...He agrees.Dis time I'm gonna take my time on who I choose 'kno wot I mean.' So I sit down on the sofa in front of em [ladies] Light a cigarette an start eyeing em up [don't wanna be disapointed] Well none of the girls seemed to keen an I wuz not really attracted to any of em either. So I go an sit at the bar....After a while the boss appears an says "problem" I look over an nod my head in disaproval....He nods his head & den claps his hands. Next minute dis woman comes rushing thru the door with a tea towel in her hands. The boss looks at her den me an walks away.
So I look her up an down 'yeah fine' mid thirties slim get a good vibe & so we go back upstairs to the shower room. An dis time I'm in charge of de washing :wink: Lol. Ounce in the room she is happy to see the condoms come out & I put the watch by the bed saying 'ONE HOUR' she nods....Woo Hoo we got an understanding. Ounce I got going we had a lotta fun, she kept going Shh 'n' smiling cos I wuz enjoying de fact we wuz enjoying ourselfs [sure beats washing up] Anyway ounce the hour wuz up I give her some condoms for which she gratefully nodded...Shower den go back downstairs.When we entered the room all the girls turned & looked at her with 'wuz it any good in their eyes.'An she turned round bowed down on her knees an cupped her hands smiling she said "kop kun kah" [thankyou].....When I left the place did nay have a clue where I wuz but it wasn't dat far in a proper Cab cos dey used the Toll roads 8) Arh nice no train crash for me den :wink:
Not rude jus The Dude
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Very lucky you did,t catch that first train, Guy! Glad you finally found a girl you could have some fun with. Enjoyed the read...will be back......Lori (lorijryan)
Thnx Lori I apreciate the comment, 'I jus wanna have fun'....Now where have I heard dat before?
Meant have fun writing summin das read-able/easy going. Bogey say's 'news to him' hmm do I detect sarcasm Bogey?
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