Cop-per-Comm-Unity

Wow jus got back from the local Society meet who had the Police Commander present. Did I have a ruck or wot :twisted: Guess who wuz sitting next to me? Or rather me sitting next to him The ex Mayor an current Councilor for the high street Mad-Dan the Council man.

Oh I wuz standing up cos so angry the lady who arranged the meet wuz scared to let me speak lol
Kept my hand up long time an ounce I did speak the Officers were quite pleased or at least the Commander. Cos my beef wuz how are dey gonna do their job when the Council does not increase their budget for two years, how he had to find £60.000 in savings. So we gotta look at ourselves cos we are responsible for electing the very people who will not finance em [police] properly but still expect results ridiculous.
The twisted bonus of imposing a £60,000 saving wuz having to close the Police Station in the afternoon & at weekends. So crimes were not reported or people had to phone in get a Crime Ref No for the Insurance. But the crime not listed cos no weapon used as an example of distorting crime figures.

The main theme wuz communities etc along with the role of dese Community Support Officers bit of a joke really.
But the commander wuz doing a good job an I took notes. Some of the phrases he came out with were New Age Spin kinda tings. But wotever technologies are used friggin cameras is a good example. One ting one ting the community wants is THE BOBBY ON THE BEAT. Nuffin can beat having a Bobby on the beat [Policeman]

Den who turns up an sits next to me the MP whose career I've followed & had quite a bit of communication with her in the past. Then the President looked at Mad-Dan an said 'this is your area Councilor, shouldn't you be doing something about it.' Mad-Dans reply 'what do you want/expect me to do carry a placard up an down the high street don't break the law.' An the president said 'yes that's a good idea.' I chipped in with 'HEAR HEAR GREAT IDEA' lol luvvit dat bastard councilor is as crooked as dey get lol.
The Dude is tolerated cos I make em tolerate me. Had to promise to make the next community meet tho....Das ok Bogey the new woman in charge is quite good. But she should of had a drink of water handy plus some Tea/Coffee a few biscuits on the table for them, make it look professional 'kno wot I mean.'
Afthe meeting had finished the president I tink is President [Chairman jus received ma monthly P.Society ting] might be/is one down! Of the Putney Society said 'Guy you talk to much' my reply wuz 'I agree but wot I say makes sense.' Actually das not tru I thought dat I, could not bother to preply mean reply. If it wot I am sayibg kno wot I mean....Wuz smoking Bogey. Smoking gimme a gun, can't resist red buttons got an urge. An I make people laugh...Make myelf laugh ...Myself..you to Bogey but yors is more like a grimace lol! Sorry Bogey could nay resist. I look at one of yor previous wifes an ma jaw drops....Yeh spk ltr, wuz she bit of a goddess?
Then the President said I speak Verbal Diarrhea [mind fog] He wuz in a bad mood, had a go at someone else as well. The Commander & I passed each other & he smiled. Put down his case and spoke about the case for these Community Support Officers. How some of them went on to become Police Officers. I'm still of the opinion we still want a Bobby on the beat. Someone who has the power to arrest etc. Oh another point dat wuz crippling him was Health & Safety. Nuffin can be made so any given situation will not end up with an injury or worse, tis the nature of the job innit!
But Health an Safety are having a dam good try making up work protocols dat cripple one when it comes down to a multitude of doe's an don't...Friggin ridiculous.

Y'all have a good day lol The Dude