Koh San Road Bankok Thailand First night in Bankok I'm sitting in dis cafe early evening chatting to dis bloke; sudenly dis 18/20 year old Thai girl appears at the table an asks me for a light Yo no prob; so she bends over an wo small an pert chest enters yor senses I give her a light an we start chatting she's with her friend & she's 500 baht... Wow I ain't got dat much on me [£6/7] pathetic So I say tomoz same time an she goes back sit with her friend. My companion den said "the girls will always go for you" "why?" "cos you got straight hair an dey can relate to you physically. I've got curly hair an pale skin so their more at home with men dat dey recognize rather than anyting out of the ordinary" I reply "oh right ok even tho I am pale at the mo' my dad is half Thai so I've got dere features with blue eyes lol." Following night we meet up quite late 9pm-ish anyway dey ask which hotel I'm at; I tell em "oh no good she say they not allow thai girl" I taut s**t not a problem I'll bribe the doormen take a Tuk Tuk not far. Anyway we arrive at the entrance an I look in & theres a whole group of em sitting down...Wo the bribes out de window no chance. So we end up walking to dis other place/hotel....No she takes me to where she an her friend sleep . An it is hot friggin hot I'm not long finnished the detox from hell [with Gods blessing] Drinking loadsa water anyway dere place is a hall which has been particularised as in loads a boxes an narrow dark passages Her place is a box in a hall an I'm supposed to get it on in da middle of dat Everyone asleep dark/quiet. She say "is ok" I say "no it ain't" I can barely see nuffin apart from anyting else no way; so we end up back on the street. Hot flustered dis is crazy [tinking gotta move hotel] We end up taking a room where the staff know is short time 'no register' an is brill. Hot Shower cable TV. Arhh nice I nip in the shower to freshen up. When I come out she is on the bed watching Waterworld on de TV. I tink ok let her watch Waterworld so we end up laying down watching the film [I kno is over 10/15 mins] Had a good time she not mind kissing cos dey don't do dat out East [kissing] An I definately wanted more but had spent wot cash I took for room etc....Bummer no credit lol... So de moral of dat story is cum [sic] prepared it takes more den jus having concoms to get laid it takes a room....dunnit....Never been up an alley I'm not keen on dat one; Peaches on de beaches ok but gotta watch the sand.....Call me old fashioned with the lights on. Back in Thailand I'd bought a train ticket for overnight ride to Koh Samui...An do I use it?
How you doing people hope life's being good.
Take care y'all namaste The Dude
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