Tuesday, 4 December 2007

We-in-tern-at-In-ter-net

Internet dating

Two people meet over the Internet & get on real well. So the girl invites him over for dinner since he lives right across town. Saturday comes an it's an 'orrible day grey an wet. So he makes his way across town for the dinner date.
The evening goes really well they get on fine loadsa communication. He is the perfect gentleman so at around 11pm he says I better head of home. She walks to the front door with him an gives him a hug an says lets get together again/stay in touch. He replies with a kiss on the lips saying let's do jus that. An heads off into the grim night.
After he's gone she runs upstairs to call her friend to let her know how great the night had been.
Just as she's about to call the doorbell goes. The dude is standing at the front door looking wet from the rain. He say's "my car won't start must be due to the weather or summin" an shrugs den says "can I sleep on the couch since I live right across town" she says "sure come on up."
They end up spending the night together an have a great time. In the morning after dey have made love they're both laying down on the bed & the girl says "what are you gonna do about your car" the dude sits up on his elbow looks over at her with a puzzled frown & den says "Wotta you talking bout I ain't got a car"???

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