Dan-cing-with-Lim-bo

Sentimental: Das a good word for me now, since some of the stuff I'm putting down or want to put down is in the past. A few years ago I wuz on top the the world with a brand new start to life. I had no debts with savings dat I'd put aside just for dis moment in my life time.


Thailand wuz the first holiday I'd had in years an I spent three an a half months on Koh Samui.
So I got to know the people well & had all sorts of encounters with the good the bad & the ugly. Which make up some very funny stories & some not so funny. Since I saw both sides of life anyway I'll go into dat later. The place where they rip you off with a smile instead of a gun....Nah more like the place where you use yor gun for yorself. I'm shooting at you baby, like the English wife of Thai man said "Dude I really don't like how you treat woman Staying in the bungalow & Banging all day" I thought......Boom Boom de Boom Boom.
Das unfair I used to come out to get lunch/supper running the bike down to where the Thais ate. Buying our dinner. then said "she's paid an they do get to say no. I look after dem" den walked on down the beach.
Shit who ever it wuz dat session. The girl whispered good sex into my ear. Den proceeded to gentle pinch massage my whole body...Real nice! Can you blame me for staying in. It's all a matter of interpretation innit. She did not live on Chaweng Beach [English girl] where I had terrible truble remembering their name.
Ung Arg Ing Ping Lao the Backgammon girl who wanted to marry me [never beat me great tits tho]
Had a hot nite with her cos I did not stay on the beach we had to use her room which wuz not allowed. So the windows were shut, it wuz dark an hot phew. I could not climax, she had never climaxed [found dat out another time] So you can imagine how hot in got in dere....Sweat dripping of me...still quite enjoyed it, had a shower needed one musta been in dere ages! Or it seemed like dat.
I guess 'how wuz it for you' Hot Dark n Wet.
Used to play Backgammon with the owner. One sister ran the bar the other the restaurant/bungalows. Ghart I noticed her at the beginning whilst eyeing the girls. But she wuz coy an a bit skinny not like the other girls. Reason being she wuz the girl in charge of the till an wuz related to the sisters.....Shoulda picked her at the beginning cos she will say yes if she wants to.
I kno dis cos I asked for her after ma Hot Dark an Wet session. But she said no & das another tale my Wooing Tale. But on dat note gonna leave ya all for now. Gotta headache coming on.

Oh yeah: I won £3864 pounds from a £15 bet on the horses. A pound Yankee four horse bet of cross doubles/trebles an a four timer. Plus %10 bonus, of which three races were photo finishes & the last race w'three horses in de photo=3. An-on arriving in Thailand the Baht had just been devalued so I wuz getting everyting for half price....Ya Hoo shoulda seen the size of the prawns on the Koh San road. Das the beginning of my adventure gotta tell y'all bout the Rickshaw driver who wuz gonna convince me I wanna him take me somewhere? Took him a while but it wuz 10-10.30am!

Too-Bee-Conti-Ued

We-Are- Love

No need to push
We Lament our life
Together it used to be

Not wot I wanna write but it's all got so outta site tis our plight
Where is our love
Not wot I wanna say but we can't stay together & can't stay apart
Where is our love
We say try just friends but there is so much more we end up fighting
Where is our love
When we speak it turns into wot it wuz before losing our footing
Where is our love
We is arguing an even worse strong emotions come to the fore
Where is our love
What can we do one has gotta stop the blaming an hurting
Where is our love
Wondering will it never end the pain of loss come true in losing you
Where is our love
We gotta treasure our time together cos it won't come round again
Where is our love
Our hands of time stand still we could not make it last & now it's in the past
Where is our love
We must keep on moving proving that it wuz the best thing to do for both me & you
Where is our love
Being friends just tricks us into believing there is hope in there being a home
Where is our love
What we have are two rings mine is on my finger now
Memories are ours to desire

To understand The Dude one must listen to wot I say
It is chaos in a never ending way
But help me focus I'll win every day
In order to stay the Media is the only pay
Cos I love making people smile an play
To show you some comedy is to stay

The Dude

Buzz-No-Fly

Yeah sorry people I forget bout [about] terms an am a real lazy writer Mozzies [Mosquitoes] Carriers of orrible tings [Horrible things] Get bit Den [then] gi [he] go down!....Sorry could not resist lol.

The Resistence the Reality the Realisation the Reply and the Response....Not

Back to today well I'm a touting an a shouting on a matter one we should all know...My personal Bug Bear [unresolved matters] Should give dem [them] Papers a good kick up the arse by doing it myself. Cos I'm seriously tinking bout it. Fuck em I'll get the publicity.
Shit forgot to mention how many local figures I kno...Bogey says: write it somewhere else den copy paste...
Write it sum where else Bogey....Wot are u going on about? somewhere else is way to complicated.
I can copy paste/edit from ear [hear] Anyway I have no German ancestry but I do have blue eyes.
So dat makes me superior...According to the Krauts & a recent study [hogwash]
Ciao y'all namaste The Dude

The Beach laid bare

Just seen it again the film with wots his name...Picasso? Anyway the place [beach] Is just like Anjuna Beach in Goa during the 70's u could build a hut an live on the beach no problem. People did people did.
Anjuna used to have a community of travelers often staying for months at a time. It wuz a beautiful place, beach blue sea & I never saw a Shark! Mozzies did not like the salt in the sea air so stayed away from the beach...Luvly.
Every Full Moon & Sunday people would have a beach party this American had built a stage with a sound system. The locals would sell beer tea coffee cakes etc u sat on mats laid out either side of the stage. I used to sleep outside under a palm tree rather than sleep inside barrack style lol. I don't tink anyone snored but dis is quite a story as it goes.... Anyway gonna tell y'all another time dis is about the film The Beach with Leanord di Caprio [tanks Bogey]
Right it gets FRIGGIN HOT for 4 to 6 months of the year an it ain't no picnic. The rain comes down for 3-4 days an u is stuck. Drives people little crazy an the heat before the rains. So HOT man u gotta be insane to stay thru dat voluntary like. I woulda thought one could be in a better place if given a choice..
I'm being Sarcastic [sarkey] An in Thailand the Mozzies are about. I would have thought apart from Tampons/Batteries people woulda asked for Tiger Balm an Incense.
Anyway I found a quiet beach on Koh Samui 20/30 minutes bike ride from Chaweng.
But went thru shite staying in Lamai then stuck on a beach in Kho Pang yang where the hut wuz expensive with no where else free. Lucky in one way not in another since I'd palled up with dis German Journalist an we had a lotta fun having Social Experiments i.e. We would go into a shop bargain summin down to the minimum price, pay for it then leave without the article. We laughed on dat one [in reality we'd forgotten it] but he suffered from Tinnitus an there wuz nowhere to dance at night I didn't drink. Even spent a night on the beach cos no room at the Inn lol..Beautiful night the clouds were incredible but 6.30am rise an I'm not sixteen an it's not Anjuna.
There is a Beach from Ko Pang Yang but it's for ex Junkies ex life had enuff people. How do I know dis [possibly]
During this visit to Thailand I had not left England for many years & was only two months clean from a twenty year habit. So I was just a little white [a lot] An I had bad skin discoloration around my feet an calf's. With blotches from dose moments you miss? Know wot I mean? A Tattoo dat says Junkie lol. The situation where I found out about it goes like dis...Since hitting the Island of Koh Samui all I'd found wuz madness. So I'm sitting in the back of a Songtau [open jeep]..With these two girls on my right [plus people on the other side] I look over an one of these young girls [the snobby one] is looking at my legs with a look of like 'revoltion' her friend wuz not so judgemental...Anyway I say to her "you didn't go through it" whilst saying don't judge with my eyes. It wuz a good reply when the Songtau stopped we're getting our stuff of the roof an I say to dis American guy "I'm jus looking for some space to chill" an he replies "I know exactly wot u mean" an then describes how to get to dis beach where yor left alone jus like it used to be on Anjuna before my sojourn into addiction.
Yeah wanna cop out Koh Pang Yang is a start. At the time of the Full Moon Party a boat arrives...Das all I'm saying.....
Bogey: I bought some T Shirts from the Tourist Police saying 'Full Moon Tourist Police' on the back the same as they wear according to them [Tourist Police] Never went to a Full Moon Party. To old an loads of stories bout people getting grief over a joint! Fuck dat.
Yeah beach life can be a lotta fun.

Loves Rap Tour

I wanted to write a poem bout love. Not just a play on words...Oh well das swell....Innit

Where did it all go so wrong
When we were so full of song
Holy rapture is where we belonged
Thinking nothing could stop us singing our song
Our love would hold off any wrong
After the love is gone one is empty of heart
And stale of song after the love is gone
Should we feel empty an wronged
Now can we stay strong
Let the tears flow on an on
Till we heal an reveal one can still fly high
Alone with our love is to fly like a dove
Whom we can see flying high flying high
Under gods wing is knowing all can sing
If their hearts are true
Still so much love to imbue
Someone's always waiting for you
In a sky so beautiful clear an blue
I lay my heart open to receive
Gods love an warmth reprieve

Dedicated to Minerva [Hunny Bunny]

The Dude

Bat Till of Wandle Bur Rah

Never in a conflict have I felt so alone. Quote by Winsom Mortify 3rd Age of Wisdom Capitals Conflict 2007

Support thru peoples stories at Panel Meetings have not been taken up by myself why? I did not have this report dat say's so much, was not able mentally to handle it I am on Disability Allowance. Dat does not mean I'm an idiot. But wot it does do/mean is make sure u remind him/me about a meeting cos he/I will get sidetracked an miss em [meetings wotever]
So back to the report....Dis will be added to later
'oh nuffins proven except a whole lotta discrepancy's were not cleaed up' Why not? I jus paid for a lotta discrepancies basically then!......Wow tanks a lot. So u saying it wuz not yor job to chase information up? Well in yor defense you were stopped physically by Mr Ray Mathur of Wandsworth Town Hall saying "under the Freedom of Imformation Act we cannot show you what other Lessees Lease percentage is"....Mumbo Jumbo....NOT to follow.......

Cut to:
So das it basically. I contest the validity of the Act [FoIA] In this case it does not apply. How can one do an accurate audit without accurate percentages cos dat makes up the total!.....Innit....mean Dunnit....Dunnit one would have thought so Bogey.

Read get gag-ged it

I am in a fight over my lease % being to high. Over three times the true cost in fact
Council Leases WBC refer beblow Poot Poot Phut Phut over to space control cyber


Just picked up the Audit on my contributions along wit everyone else in the street dat has a relevant lease.

The auditors asked me to sign a receipt saying 'It is presented for your information only and is not for circulation to any third party without our express written authority'. ????

Expain peas?....Well sir it is not a finished audit we had to calculate the lease percentages by their GRV [Gross Rateable Value] Given to us by the Council. The Council would not-has not provided the information [dare I say Spreadshits] My Solicitors did not make the Council reveal the relevant Doc's.

I wuz SICK dey were paid [Off mor like] My Solicitors stab me in the back. Ashfords say to WBC we can get rid of The Dude aka Guy [solicitors google, notice lotta local gov' PFI's. Like school das not built when the kids turn up] All over 4k dey said take me on. an it worked out very beneficially to dem a well....Must be over £200,000 by now their costs. An I ain't finished, wheres d value in dat.

So I sign on the premise no figures will be represented without their permission. Making the facts clear concerning WBC {Wandsworth Borough Council] Had not provided any true figures or relevant figures since dey cannot say whether tru or not without using their own accountancy methods with the figures not provided ???...........I signed mad shoulda called my solicitor but thought u can't stop me it's gotta come out in a proper audit, not dis shite. Wot dis shite shows is the need for a proper audit dat I paid for! But did not get....ARH burt I mean Bogey...I new dis tho. My dropping of copies of their stuff at the Supermarkets Bank & anywhere else I ish to show it...LOL.....Oh the emails throw dem about ok! Das very good of you sir. I will Iwill I will I'm tinking I'm tinking...Nam-myoho-renge-kyo Nam-myoho-rnge-kyo Nam-myoho-renge-kyo Piizt Peezt Peace

Namaste The Dude

Rock in de Bog Sys Amic

Ripples of communication dat unite...
Better cos sumtimes I get such a fright
When wot it creates turns into disunite
Then all it does is re ignite our common plight
Stop take sight...
Re align use the site
Das better now we can reunite
I'm sure das right
Did we really need to bite
Even end up having a fight
No take stock lets all shine bright
Thus can we travel on into the light

Nam-myoho-renge-kyo
Nam-myoho-renge-kyo
Nam-myoho-renge-kyo

Peace
Peace
Peace

The Dude

Save Her! Macca is hopping or is it hoping?

Macca Tills discorce???


Fuming Heather Tills accused Macca,65, of failing to protect her from critics. She said : "He knew I was at suicide point but did nothing"

On being asked wot woz Ms Tills going on about. Macca said "She was contemplating suicide points". When asked wot happenned?

Macca replied " I started hopping over to Heathers. The Paparazi asked why I wuz Hopping? This upset me since to me it was obvious. I wuz being SYMPATICO! Which means u try living on one leg".

Macca was den aided by the paparazi arm in arm shoulder to shoulder one person tinking 'Wot a story' the other one tinking 'Wot a wanker' and de other 'I am wot I am I'm playing dis for all it's worth'. Hopping an Hoping to reach Ms Tills in time.
A witness described Macca as 'legging it Sympatico' ounce he got to her house.

Ms Tills was found balancing on a Footstool with a rope around he kneck [but not attached to the ceiling] 'stumping up abuse' whilst making rude signs to Macca den saying "I've been dancing on TV so fuck you I'm legless". Macca replied "you've really stuck yor foot in it dis time. I wanna sue those dance teachers". Then went on "hire yor own bodyguards I'm not enabling you to get yor leg over on me again". Ms Tills replied "you heartless bastard we is gonna come toe to toe in court". Macca den replied "I can do more then put my best foot forward". "Now stop Hanckling me" sic.

Macca's daughter commented typical "Toe in Cheek" behaviour we expect from Ms Tills in trying to find common ground "she's obviously stumped".

Edited by The Dude

Tis Loose Zion Anon

It keeps turning the big wheel o life. I lie to tink one day I'll be free. Progress soo slow, I'm on my own but dat don't mean nuffin to me.

Where is my report? Audit preliminary...Call it wot u want! Dey have the money to pay em. But NO we is keeping yor 6k [rounded] Shoulda paid direct to the auditors especially when I'm told my solicitors, despite billing me for 30 hours work 'have NOT seen the report'. Lies musta seen summin cos I have got six pages of friggin Dynamite QUESTIONS not ANSWERED?
When the solicitors initiated court proceedings. Dey did not follow thru 'nah' dropped dere bill by 4k more like but the action revealed wot I'd said [part of case] Still gotta point dat will really rock the boat....Their boat, making my lfe HELL thru out the whole of my TX with blood results the consultant dare not share with my GP. White cell count of 7seven 'don't want anyone going below ten'. In an ideal world, let em suffer no procrit no help jus the bare minimum Inteferon/Ribivain, the rest is up to me/you anyone. I wuz within two weeks of having my HOME repossessed when I could barely walk.

Yeah spreadsheets lets see em den. Cos I KNOW wot kinda crap Wandsworth put out! To another Accountant tis dribble! Cos if it ain't den it PROVES MY CASE. NOW GIMME MY REPORT PLEASE. YOU UTTERLY INCOMPETENT FOOLS [solicitors]

I AIN'T FINNISHED

Ok Monday cos the solicitors ain't letting the funds go??? BIG WORRY dey jus moved office is dat good or bad. Where dey moved right opposite S.Kensington Station, funny used to know a guy who worked at a Persan rug shop in de station. Upstairs, dey were rubbish or e wuz. Every fing uz complicated 'no easy transaction/sale' left 'im alone with his rugs....Lol nice guy tho.
Sorry if I've upset anyone.....Dis is the pressure when one is trying to finnish summin. An dey CONSPIRE OVER FOOLISH PROTOCOLS OF SELF IMPORTANCE. WHEE KNOW DEY R IDIOTS....BUT DEY R GETTING PAID?

Hair cut mighthelp in a small way! Bogey nuffin else? Yor right, ok gonna shower an 'ava debate round the Coffee table namaste The Dude