Thursday, 7 February 2008

Sex-Trip-tease-CD

A middle aged couple who have a good relationship; She gets a joke gift for Christmas, it's a CD called Striptease Aerobics...Anyway she puts it away inside a draw in the bedroom. One night her husband is talking about the Youth of today an how we were just as active on the sex front, still are without any inhibitions we're just a normal happy couple sexually he says proudly. Then he opens a draw in the bedroom and sees dis Sex Striptease CD his wife says well das wot the youth of today are upto dear! He replies "okay let's give it a go Striptease Aerobics indeed." So he puts the CD on an goes thru the routine. Afterwards his wife is quite impressed an pats the bed next to her with a look of smiling expectation the husband den sits down on the bed next to his wife takes her hand in his & says "sorry hunny I'm shagged" with a look of defeat.

Needs a bitta work onnit shooda written down soon as. The Dude

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You really are the most stupid cunt imaginable.

When the Thai Police finally catch up with your Paedophile activities within their borders. I hope that they make sure that your castration is No1 on their list.

As for you grooming Heathers Daughter, hopefully the Procurator Fiscal will have you balls for this.