Macca Tills discorce???
Fuming Heather Tills accused Macca,65, of failing to protect her from critics. She said : "He knew I was at suicide point but did nothing"
On being asked wot woz Ms Tills going on about. Macca said "She was contemplating suicide points". When asked wot happenned?
Macca replied " I started hopping over to Heathers. The Paparazi asked why I wuz Hopping? This upset me since to me it was obvious. I wuz being SYMPATICO! Which means u try living on one leg".
Macca was den aided by the paparazi arm in arm shoulder to shoulder one person tinking 'Wot a story' the other one tinking 'Wot a wanker' and de other 'I am wot I am I'm playing dis for all it's worth'. Hopping an Hoping to reach Ms Tills in time.
A witness described Macca as 'legging it Sympatico' ounce he got to her house.
Ms Tills was found balancing on a Footstool with a rope around he kneck [but not attached to the ceiling] 'stumping up abuse' whilst making rude signs to Macca den saying "I've been dancing on TV so fuck you I'm legless". Macca replied "you've really stuck yor foot in it dis time. I wanna sue those dance teachers". Then went on "hire yor own bodyguards I'm not enabling you to get yor leg over on me again". Ms Tills replied "you heartless bastard we is gonna come toe to toe in court". Macca den replied "I can do more then put my best foot forward". "Now stop Hanckling me" sic.
Macca's daughter commented typical "Toe in Cheek" behaviour we expect from Ms Tills in trying to find common ground "she's obviously stumped".
Edited by The Dude
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