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Sentimental: Das a good word for me now, since some of the stuff I'm putting down or want to put down is in the past. A few years ago I wuz on top the the world with a brand new start to life. I had no debts with savings dat I'd put aside just for dis moment in my life time.


Thailand wuz the first holiday I'd had in years an I spent three an a half months on Koh Samui.
So I got to know the people well & had all sorts of encounters with the good the bad & the ugly. Which make up some very funny stories & some not so funny. Since I saw both sides of life anyway I'll go into dat later. The place where they rip you off with a smile instead of a gun....Nah more like the place where you use yor gun for yorself. I'm shooting at you baby, like the English wife of Thai man said "Dude I really don't like how you treat woman Staying in the bungalow & Banging all day" I thought......Boom Boom de Boom Boom.
Das unfair I used to come out to get lunch/supper running the bike down to where the Thais ate. Buying our dinner. then said "she's paid an they do get to say no. I look after dem" den walked on down the beach.
Shit who ever it wuz dat session. The girl whispered good sex into my ear. Den proceeded to gentle pinch massage my whole body...Real nice! Can you blame me for staying in. It's all a matter of interpretation innit. She did not live on Chaweng Beach [English girl] where I had terrible truble remembering their name.
Ung Arg Ing Ping Lao the Backgammon girl who wanted to marry me [never beat me great tits tho]
Had a hot nite with her cos I did not stay on the beach we had to use her room which wuz not allowed. So the windows were shut, it wuz dark an hot phew. I could not climax, she had never climaxed [found dat out another time] So you can imagine how hot in got in dere....Sweat dripping of me...still quite enjoyed it, had a shower needed one musta been in dere ages! Or it seemed like dat.
I guess 'how wuz it for you' Hot Dark n Wet.
Used to play Backgammon with the owner. One sister ran the bar the other the restaurant/bungalows. Ghart I noticed her at the beginning whilst eyeing the girls. But she wuz coy an a bit skinny not like the other girls. Reason being she wuz the girl in charge of the till an wuz related to the sisters.....Shoulda picked her at the beginning cos she will say yes if she wants to.
I kno dis cos I asked for her after ma Hot Dark an Wet session. But she said no & das another tale my Wooing Tale. But on dat note gonna leave ya all for now. Gotta headache coming on.

Oh yeah: I won £3864 pounds from a £15 bet on the horses. A pound Yankee four horse bet of cross doubles/trebles an a four timer. Plus %10 bonus, of which three races were photo finishes & the last race w'three horses in de photo=3. An-on arriving in Thailand the Baht had just been devalued so I wuz getting everyting for half price....Ya Hoo shoulda seen the size of the prawns on the Koh San road. Das the beginning of my adventure gotta tell y'all bout the Rickshaw driver who wuz gonna convince me I wanna him take me somewhere? Took him a while but it wuz 10-10.30am!

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