I'm in the Green Mangoe Club in Koh Samui Thailand an dis katoi [boy/girl] walks past an gives me the ounce over. Well best not be impolite so I do the same, she was ok quite attracted to her [in a mad way since already had the pleasure...sorry experiance] Anyway she say to me "you very atracted to me, I kno you wanna f**k me" I replied "yes your right but not interested" she looked at me an said "I have womb" "I have womb" hmm so den I said "well no womb for me" she say "yes womb for you" hmm to womb or not to womb? Ma pocket had womb [600 baht= less den £10]....... mighta made womb cos de womb is ..... anyone who has been with Katoi will kno wot dat word is ....., people pay extra cos of dat word 'womb all about it' lol Bogey but K wuz only person I had womb for ....She got through all my flavoured condoms in one go [several packets] she wuz happy 'high on flavornoids'. Afterwards I said to her which flavor did u like the most she said "all of dem" Bogey I'm gonna write a book bout travelling in de best possible taste of course.
This happenned a long time ago in another Galaxy far far away from the planet I now live on "not" shuddup Bogey typical "u jus don't know me at all, I'm calling to make a better day"
Yor right bout my grammer tho! Namaste The Dude
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